Don't trust Jalopnik.

Kinja'd!!! "MLGCarGuy" (thejdmguy)
08/03/2016 at 19:21 • Filed to: None

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They are part of the Illuminati. Spread the word.


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Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > MLGCarGuy
08/03/2016 at 19:34

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Confirrrrmed.


Kinja'd!!! BringBackTheCommodore > MLGCarGuy
08/03/2016 at 19:36

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Jalopnik can be rearranged to form the words joi plank. Back in the late 1400s, explorers from Spain set out on ships constructed from wood planks that brought them joy. Speaking of joy, there’s a dish detergent called lemon Joy, which is used to clean dishes after dinner. Dinners - some of which were made using Italian recipes. Those recipes were handed down one generation after another, and were crafted in Italy. In Italy there is Ferrari, and one of Jalopnik’s favorite makes is the Ferrari, which is owned by Fiat. Fiat is also connected to Chrysler corporation, which was created by Walter P. Chrysler, whom was a Freemason.

Illuminati confirmed.


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > MLGCarGuy
08/03/2016 at 19:55

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HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > MLGCarGuy
08/03/2016 at 20:09

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I’m afraid we’ll now need to silence you


Kinja'd!!! Batman the Horse > MLGCarGuy
08/03/2016 at 20:09

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Hail Satan.